i eat donkeys
im a 12 year old prostitute

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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cliffocondahemmings:

imaginesof5sos:

"Luke, I don’t want you dating my daughter anymore."

"Really? Cause we’re kinda in love."

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SO COCKY AND SO ATTRACTIVE


fuckingmichael:

I would pay everything i owned to see Michael Clifford sneeze once


yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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